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1st
Trip
a campfire story
by
Les
Doll
THWACK!!!!
Ahhh...That was the sound I was
waiting for, the five o'clock,
Friday-night-time-clock-boogey.
For the next SIXTY-THREE hours,
I was a free man.
Traffic
is heavier than usual, as I
wind my way through the
cloverleaf snarls and stoplight
delays, tapping an impatient
finger as I wait to merge into
the homeward hoards. My mind is
eased, however, by the thoughts
of our pre-packed van - bedding
stowed, topped up propane tank
for the stove, flyrods in their
racks. Very little time will be
lost in our flight from
civilization.
I
stop at our neighborhood
filling station to fill the
fuel tank and pick up ice for
the cooler, remembering, at the
last moment, to buy the paper
plates we were getting low on
last fall.
I
notice the front door opening
in my rear view mirror, as I
back up the driveway. She is
ready, as usual, arms full of
groceries, duffel bag bulging
on the step. Supplies are
stowed in their assigned nooks
as I check the engine oil,
tweak the tie-down straps
holding the boat to the roof
rack, and go through my mental
list of essentials, for this is
the first trip of the season
!
Nine
minutes flat!...beating our old
record, even though I took the
time to remove my watch and
toss it onto the kitchen table.
Won't be needing that for
awhile.
We
are off.
There
is a clunk as the van slips
into gear. I'll have to check
that out when I get around to
it. This old girl takes us to
places where she is not meant
to go and sometimes does so
unwillingly..... Well, that's a
week-day problem and the
weekend has officially
begun.
The
highway is congested with
outbound commuters homing in on
their respective nests. Our
turn off appears soon after the
last suburban "ranch" is
passed, although our
destination lies many miles
ahead.
As
I swing the wheel, gravel
crunching under the tires, the
dust billows, leaving daily
cares and other worries behind.
We begin the ten mile climb to
the plateau above, singing
lustily to a country song on
the stereo. Windows open, the
scent of pine and sage brush is
intoxicating.
We
negotiate the last switchback
and top the final ridge,
leveling out upon a vast
expanse of fir trees, new grass
and rolling hills. The rutted
road winds away into the
distance, dipping into creek
beds, climbing small rises and
promising adventures beyond the
ever present potholes. We scan
the roadside for firewood
easily gleaned and delight in
the discovery of someone's
previous battle with a
winter-killed snag that extends
part way across the road. Short
work with our small chainsaw
assures us of an adequate
supply of firewood for our
campfires.
Although
the days are noticeable longer
now, dusk is descending
rapidly. The air is definitely
cooler as we arrived at our
final destination, prompting a
quick application of sweaters
and a scramble to light the
campfire.
This
chore is traditionally
delegated (or should I say
pre-empted) by the feminine
side of our two-person crew, so
I therefor proceeded to
.......level the van,..... set
up the portable table,.
...assemble the camp
stove,......fire up the
lantern,.......install the
barbecue,.......position the
water jugs,.......erect the
rain tarp,........unload the
boat, motor, battery, etc.,
...... all the while choking on
clouds of smoke and the more
than occasional bouts of
unladylike language emanating
from my beloved fire
starter.
By
this time, night had surely
arrived, so accompanied by the
croaking chorus of a billion or
so frogs, and the eerie calls
of our lonesome loons, we made
our way down to the lake shore.
Fortunately, it was a clear
night with countless stars and
no clouds. We were absorbed by
slapping and splashing sounds
of enormous trout feeding on
the spring hatches and never
even noticed that, as if by
magic, the everyday problems of
our lives had slipped away, one
by one. We contemplate the
pristine waters as if we were
the first of our species to see
it, though the worn tire tracks
testify to others before
us.
Cool,
cool winds still blow at this
early season and the campfire
beacons us with its cheery
glow. With warm companionship
and cups of hot chocolate, we
nestle into our fireside oasis,
content with life at the
present. Anticipation of the
mornings adventures try to
instill themselves into our
consciousness but the lure of
the sleeping bag is too great.
With city-worn eyes we make a
final check of the campsite,
secure everything against wind,
rain and nocturnal visitors,
and gratefully seek our own
protected nest.
Dreams
of singing reels and dancing
waters are interrupted by the
heavenly aroma of fresh brewed
coffee. No other scent on Earth
can compare. God first created
the heavens and the earth, the
fishes and the waters, the
beasts and the men and then He
looked upon it all and said"
Something is missing". So then
He created Woman. I wonder at
what interior alarm clock stirs
in the breast of my lady, to be
up at this pre-dawn hour, with
my coffee cup in one hand and
her new fly rod in the other.
Although I good-naturedly
grumble a groggy "Good morning"
and reluctantly pry myself from
my cozy sleeping bag, I am
pleased that the day has
started out so well.
A
splash of cold water on my face
is just about all that it takes
to get me going. The sun has
not yet risen, in fact, the
eastern sky is just barely
pink, but I grab my sunglasses
and hat because I know what to
expect.
Slender
trails of mist are rising from
a mirror smooth lake as we push
off from the shore. The
resident loons give a strident
vocal complaint to our
intrusion but soon settle down
to their usual activity when
they realize that we are no
threat to them. Bulrushes
whisper against the hull until
open water is reached. The
whisper quiet of our electric
motor disturbs nothing and
allows us to hear the
wilderness awakening to a
glorious spring morning.
The rusty hinges of the
fly-box creak open for the
first time since they were
hastily slammed shut during
last fall's downpour. Two more
notes for my TO-DO file. (Oil
the hinges and get more
flies).
Next
comes the inevitable
question..."So, what do you
think I should try,
Dear."....from my
bright-eyed-mussy-haired-ever-so-eager
spouse. Now, such a question
requires careful analysis of
the moon phases, tidal
variations, feeding patterns,
and a multitude of other
technical considerations that
are well beyond the female
mind. Therefor, stalling for
time, I suggest "Well, how
'bout that green fuzzy one that
you like ?"
She
looks at me with disdain in her
eyes and says, "A DRAGON FLY
NYMPH, at this time of year ?
You want me to try a DRAGON FLY
NYMPH !!!" and then ever so
lovingly, explains to me that
Dragonflies are dormant right
now.... "Well OK," I reply,
"Try whatever you want". Then,
with all her ill-conceived
feminine wisdom, she says,
"I'll try this
skinny-itty-bitty-striped-black--thing."
Well,
as you and I both know,
skinny-itty-bitty-striped-black-things
could not possibly catch fish
under these conditions and I
tried to point that out to her,
as I netted her second
fish.
Totally
against my wishes, (since I was
having enormous amounts of fun
unraveling a nasty birds nest
of tangled line, twisted and
rusty hooks, while steering the
motor, pouring the coffee and
generally keeping things
running smoothly), it was
decided that breakfast was next
on the agenda. Being the open
minded kinda guy I am, I
readily agreed, and soon the
keel was scraping on the shore
side mud. Visions of campfire
toast, warmed up coffee, and
ash dotted eggs made my mouth
water. No feast, fit for a
king, should omit outdoor
cookery at its
finest...campfire breakfast
!
I watch, with admiration, as
the camp attendant breathes
life into a smoldering flame.
She soon rouses me out of my
daydreams, as I am the
designated cook for these next
two days. Hastily, I bang pots
and frying pans around and,
without too much delay, get
things sizzling on the grill.
Breakfast over, we enjoy a
leisurely smoke with
twice-warmed coffee in our
cups. Life seems not so bad
after all.
Back
in the boat and out through the
weeds, I reverse the motor and
steer out to a pleasant
vista...warm sun and pine heavy
scents. Donning sunglasses and
hat, I lean back and let the
worries of the world take their
course. I ponder the fact that
February Saturdays are so
different than May Saturdays
and reality slips into sleepy
indifference, as we troll out a
length of sinking fly-line.
Wham....with
reel screaming and the rod
jumping in my hand, I awaken to
my present situation. A trout
commands your immediate
attention, and this one had my
total concentration. Deftly,
manipulating not only my
pulsing fishing rod but also my
leaping heart, I strive to keep
the tip up. Line peels out to
the backing and then more, but
luckily, I have lots to spare.
This could be THE
TROUT.....
Finally
the first run ends, line snaps
taunt, then slack.
Frantically stripping in line,
praying for that telltale tug,
when zing... out goes every
foot so far gained, and
impossibly far away in the
distance, a magnificent trout
leaps and I know he is mine.
What can heaven possibly
contain to compare to this?
A silver flash in the sun, then
he goes deep. The rod arcs with
the strain and I'm thankful for
the knot-tying practice I put
in during the long, long winter
nights. What a thrill ! Wild
strength transmits itself
through line, supple graphite,
and into my wrists and I am
transposed into the
hunter/gatherer instinct of my
forefathers. For immeasurable
moments, the battle rages on,
the will to survive strong in
both combatants. The trout
struggles for it's very life
while I strive for something
undefined, but yet, equally
essential for my survival.
The
fly line, taut as a wire,
rushes toward the unbroken
surface. Once more, my trout
leaps for his freedom with
rainbow colored drops spraying
from line and tackle. Oh, the
power of this fish is
wonderful, but eventually, no
match for my technological
advantages and incredible
fishing skills. All too soon he
lies gasping beside my hand, a
spent but not conquered victim.
I admire his sleek lines and
warrior spirit and gently
remove the offending hook from
his mouth. A pause for breath,
then, with a defiant flick of
his massive tail, he regains
the cool depths and is
gone.
His
life goes on and mine is
enhanced by this experience.
May we meet again, Sir
Trout.
Throughout
this whole episode, my lovely
mate remains calm and serene.
She has such exceptional
patience in these situations,
and allows me to release her
sixth fish without comment. I
am not one to "gloat" but I
point out to her that MY fish
was WAY bigger and WAY more
ferocious than any of hers. She
just smiles in that
female-smugness-kind-of-way and
checks the knot on her
skinny-itty-bitty-stiped-black-thing
for any wear and tear from
catching so many fish.
The
afternoon is soon over...
I fake severe starvation as
an excuse to retire to our
campsite, where I munch on
home-baked peanut butter
cookies while firing the
barbecue. I'm no longer allowed
to cook the steaks because of
that one time when my mind
drifted.... steaks don't taste
well after two hours on the
grill....but I drool over the
potatoes baking in their little
aluminum envelopes. Whiskey
jacks (Canada Jays) and
resident squirrels compete for
anything edible left unattended
on the table, but it is hard to
fault them for their behavior,
as they have managed to survive
the winter all by
themselves.
Dusk
settles once again on our
little paradise in the
wilderness.
The
warmth of our fire holds us to
it's glow - early spring
evenings can be chilly - and we
enjoy the solitude and peace of
each others company.
If
a person were to stop and count
all the stars visible on such a
night, well ... I imagine it
would take several lifetimes
and I only have the one (as far
as I know), so I just toss
another billet onto the fire.
The sparks that curl skyward
are fascinating in themselves
and the embers glowing below
never lose their appeal. Night
sounds become more insistent as
the evening proceeds, and a
yawn escapes from my lips. The
cold nylon linings of the
sleeping bags are soon warm and
we are deep asleep within
minutes, content with the
thought that Monday is still a
day away.
Sunday
Morning... with the drip, drip,
drip of a persistent
drizzle...the kind of morning
that allows you to snuggle
deeper into the sleeping bag's
warmth and contemplate the joys
of your safe and dry haven in
the wilds. Thought's of damp
and sodden firewood, fog
enshrouded water, dripping
trees and last nights dishes
still soaking in the wash
basin, combine to lull one into
another hour of slumber. For
there is no hurry in this first
trip... summer lies before us,
with uncountable adventures in
so many more weekends to
come.
1996 by Les Doll. This
piece may not be re-printed,
copied or reproduced in any way
without express permission of
the author.
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